FS

we’re a timebomb

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

The very last thing they see.

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship - sh

Okay….

whiskeybeard:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

That’s all before meeting Peter Pan. I’m pretty sure he’s to blame.